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March
1,
2010
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AT
PARDES
LEVAVOT
Events This
Week
Getting
Involved
Learn
Hebrew at Pardes Levavot
Beginning
Hebrew for Adults - classes began Thursday, November 12 - there is
still time to join! For
information and to register: Hebrew@pardeslevavot.org
Torah
cantillation (chanting) class will be offered in late winter/early
spring. Let us know if you're interested: Hebrew@pardeslevavot.org
From the
Shepherd of the Hills Bulletin
Community Infant
Program (CIP)
– Bring baby items to help struggling parents and single mothers. There
is an ongoing need for disposable diapers for young families with
children. You can bring them to the church. Thank you!
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March
2010
6,
Saturday, 10am-noon
All Ages Shabbat Service
6, Saturday, 12:15-1:45pm
B'nai Mitzvah Program
20, Saturday, 10am-noon
Contemplative Shabbat Service
20, Saturday, 12:15-1:45pm
Rebbes' Tisch
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AROUND
TOWN
AND BEYOND
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PRAYERS
Each
newsletter
contains
names of people in our community, or friends of our community, who need
prayers for healing, support, et cetera. Names will cycle off the list after
one month - please let us know if you wish for it to remain longer. Please send names in
Hebrew
and/or English, with other details as desired, to info@pardesleavavot.org.
-
Moshe
Yosef
b.
Esther
v'Shlomo
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Tamar
bat
Luba
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Chana
Leah
bat
Dora
v'Yaacov
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Shulamit
Ahuva
bat
Tom
Ora
-
Grace
Kohler
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For information
about Pardes Levavot or our events please visit our
website at www.pardeslevavot.org
or write info@pardeslevavot.org.
To
contact
Rabbis
Nadya
and
Victor
Gross
write
rabbis@pardeslevavot.org.
If
you would like to post something on our Pardes Levavot mailing
lists, or if you have questions about our mailings, lists,
communications, etc., contact info@pardeslevavot.org.
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Two
astronauts make
the first manned flight to Mars. Upon landing, they find themselves
face-to-face
with a couple of green Martians.
"How do we make
contact?" asks the first astronaut.
"They look pretty
primitive. Let's impress them with some of our technology."
"OK." says the first.
He reaches
into
the pocket of his spacesuit and pulls out a shiny cigarette lighter.
The
Martians look interested.
"I think it's working
- light it!" says the second.
The first astronaut
turns the wheel and a flame shoots out. Immediately the faces of the
Martians
turn from green to red.
"Wow!" says the
first, "they must really be impressed."
Then one of the
Martians reaches out his little green hand, points a finger at the men,
frowns, and says very sternly, "Shabbos!"
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